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Did you know that the sentence "lazy fox jumps over the quick brown dog" contains all of the letters in the alphabet?
You can remove any one letter from the word "Seat" and still end up with a real word.
Bees build homes with their mouths and defend with their butts. Spiders build homes with their butts and defend with their mouths.
Each time you light your lighter your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won't light.
Something that is "on" the ceiling is technically under the ceiling.
If you are waiting for the waiter, you are technically the one who is the waiter.
The greatest heist in history is one we don't know happened
The 2 e's in the word Bee are completely unnecessary
Joke
Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.
i know 10 things about you:
1. You are human
2. You are reading this
3. You can’t say the letter “p” without separating your lips
4. You just tried to do it
6. You are struggling
7. You are still struggling and you skipped number 5
8. You checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You are either raging or smiling because you fell for it
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