GoBigRed-NE

Warning: DO NOT CLICK!!!!!

Views:

290+ views! That's good because of this: Currently in a views race to 1000 with @ADuolingo_Bird, please don't click on him.

@GoBigRed-NE  296 views                                                                                              @ADuolingo_Bird   169 views

Facts:

1. I am a boy
2. I am 13
3. I live in Nebraska, ever heard of it? It doesn't matter never mind.
4.  I like Kirby
5. I like cats
6. I like Warrior Cats
7. I like video games
8. I am addicted to jelly beans
9. I like corn
10. I like Nebraska Football
11. I like dogs but not as much as cats
12. I am a mixed martial artist
13. I do taekwondo, jiu-jitsu, and krav maga
14. Taekwondo is a Korean martial arts
15. I am a black belt(Don't mess with me)
16. Jiu-jitsu is a Brazilian martial arts
17. It focuses on ground fighting while taekwondo is more kicking to stay away from getting touched
18. The facts are focused on me
19. I am only a white belt in jiu-jitsu
20. But it's my favorite martial art
21. Krav maga is an Israeli self defense
22. I am an orange belt in this
23. Krav maga is more like street fighting like you were kidnapped or someone has a gun
24. I play the saxophone
25. I have been playing for 3 years
26. I made advanced band after playing only 1 year

Clubs I'm a SA, admin, or coordinator in:

SA:

Squirrel Lovers Of The World You should definitely join this club this is the club that I own. I have been trying to get @Jared to join forever.

Chess rapid and blitz You should join this club, too, I am also the co-owner of this club.

Blaze's fan club This is a really new club yet it already has so many members, it is fun.

Admin:

Ganadores Ajedrecistas. This is a cool club though I don't know what it means.

Coordinator:

Duolingo Coaching Club It teaches you Duolingo! Great club!  

Now for the cool stuff:

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed.

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

99.9% of you won't post this. When
║Jesus died on the cross he was
║thinking of you. If you're one of the 0.1% that
║cares, put this on your profile.

Memberships:

Diamond: November 20-December 20. Gifted by @justelliott61970.

Friends:

@ADuolingo_Bird I am in his two clubs and he is in mine. I think he's a teenager, or an adult with children? He likes Duolingo and knows every language, but not animal, though. He thinks I am  corn , lol, don't tell him otherwise. I'm in a view race to 1000 with him so don't click on his name.

@AbyssDragonShadow18 We chat a lot in notes and live chats of clubs. He is super nice. I tried calling Aby but he wouldn't go for it.

@TETO-DRILL She likes this anime girl a lot. I met her when she said, "HIYA! Can you join my club please? 👉👈She can be sus sometimes, and she gives people nicknames; mine is Gobi, just don't call me that.

@R-P-S-R Met her when she sent me a special word. (Close to cucumber............................................ pickle! What did you think I meant) She is nice to talk to and is very honest.

@Agent-BlackForest Met him in a club. He can be very sus sometimess and I don't even know why he friended me, but I don't care, he is my friend now and don't say otherwise or you'll have to go through me. (Don't forget I know martial arts)

@Hot-wheel He, think he, has a weird username. IDK, we talk in live chat. Kachow!

@Bella_the_queen She has cute cats. She tells funny jokes. We talk a lot on live chat. 

@The_Storm_555 He is super nice, really, super super nice. Just don't call him uncle storm: that's when he becomes the storm! He calls me dearest friend and I feel so special. He might be my favorite, no offense to my other friends.

@Leopard He's really high rated and I think he's supposed to kinda coach me?

@Jared He's a cute cat, but he is part of too many clubs. I can't get him to join my club; in fact, ever sense we became friends he hasn't talked to me. I'm being ghosted! Now that I think about it his cat kinda looks like a ghost! I might just call him Casper.

@XxxRoderickExe777xxX What a complicated username! He' nice to talk to every once in a while, and he joined my club so he's fine with me! 

@Allthecap He uses too many slang words. But he's cool and has a cool pfp. I like him

More coming soon!

Quotes:

-Ya! I know every language, but not animal, though.-@ADuolingo_Bird (Remember, don't click on him)

-Erm What the stigma?-@Allthecap

More Coming Soon

How to waste 3 minutes of your life

✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞ ✞