I am the alt of @duolingo_is_under_u
I have to rewrite all of this because chess.com didn't save my rant
speaking of rants, here goes:
I am 12 years old, asian american, a 2 time AIME qual, #1 at chess in my city of 100k, I have a 50% winrate against GMs, etc...
Why am I doing this
I already typed out a rant, it didn't save, so i'm doing it again?
why?
there is no point
I could be here doing something relevant but I am here continuing a rant, revived from the dead
anyways, enough about my life choices.
oh god... how did the first rant go?
Ok lets start with the basics:
I made this alt because my name @duolingo_is_under_u is so dumb and stupid....
the youth are so naive
and yes, I count as youth. You might say, why are you so hypocritical?
And I don't have a good response besides yes.
I know I am right. I'm always right. Except for when i'm wrong. I am great at being objective and honest with myself. I am unbiased.
Actually. I pride myself in my objectivity(idk)
I probably sound like unhinged Bing AI right now.
Anyways, back on topic(or off) in addition to my great skills of being objective and unbiased, (which exist I assure you) (not sarcasm) I am also incredibly mature. I hope.
I would have an example, but I really don't want to think of one so lets just move on.
I am nonreligious, I don't want to deal with any of that atheism or Jesus Christ. Did you know you can't convert to hinduism? Thank god I don't need to deal with any of that
If god is real, I wouldn't be shook to my core or anything. I don't know if god(s) exist or not and I accept my irrelevance in that situation.
Next: Why MeowmersWem? Cuz one of my cats is named meowmers(the grey one) and has a last name of wem. Why does my cat have a last name? Don't worry about it. Next
I am incredibly straight. Straight as a straightedge. My position on the lgbtq+ is neutral. I'm not gonna respect them any more or less. If I dunk on straight people, I would probably also dunk on lqbtq. I respect the lgbtq but if they make an overly big deal about it to a point where it is obnoxious, I would get annoyed. Basics. True neutral.
also. Even though I am academically cracked I do get into a lot of trouble. This year I got in trouble because I cyberbullied(exaggerating a bit) someone on a school computer.
(note it wasn't cyberbullying and I stand against cyberbullying; it was not onesided, both sides dissed each other and it was overall pretty funny)
anyways, next up: am I a nerd?
Even though I have many traits of a nerd: Arguing if thyself is a nerd, using the word thyself, being academically crazy, having iq of 142(bad), I am actually very social and not nervous or overthinking or something. Idk if that counts as being a nerd or not, but I don't think myself as one.
I gtg
thx for scrolling
k i'm back and I changed my pfp
now it has a chessboard : )
I never liked the 
emote
its kind of weird
can't I just keep the : )
also 25 things about me bc I need to fill this up:
1. I am a boy
2. I am a 2 time AIME qual
3. I have Black Hair
4. I think Pineapple is disgusting on pizza
5. I am 12
6. I have lots of friends(I think....)
7. I have 0 rizz.
8. I'm the best at chess in my whole city of 100k+ people
9. I think too much about what others think of me
10. I am good at adapting to situations
11. I am very energetic and charismatic
12. I definitely have 0 rizz
13. I worry what would happen if my friends saw this post
14. I have gotten in trouble for cyberbullying
15. I regret 14 but it was really funny
16. I have been outside of my home country
17. I have moved schools twice and have been homeschooled
18. Somehow, I have only moved once, when I was really young
19. I don't think anybody will care about this
20. I can do therapy?(maybe?)
21. I am also in a class rn but I am doing this
22. What am I doing with my life?
23. I am not religious but not atheist
24. What Happens when we die?
25. What is the meaning of life?
also: why belgium?
well bc its cool
ok im done here
