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                                                      Things about me

1: I am very dumb

2: I don't know how to play chess

3: I have never won a chess game

4: I know where you live

5: I am coming for you

6: I live on mars

7: I am an alien 

8: I know how to control an alien spaceship

9: I am going to come to earth

10: I am going to take over earth

11: I will make you into an alien

12: we will have so much fun together

13: All this is true

14: everything above this is so very true

15: Nothing else is to state