Advait0007

Hi! My name is (blank) (but you can call me Apple), and welcome to my bio!

Join Animal Appreciation Club !!! https://www.chess.com/club/animal-appreciation-club

Join Hogwarts Highschool Too!: https://www.chess.com/club/hogwarts-high-school

Area 51. Nevada, USA. 

An unusual place indeed.  Spend my days watching out for aliens and playing chess.

Friends!:

@Aarush2707 , My brother!

@Vesper_Leapurrd , is a really nice and good person! Owns a good club! Join it: Animal Appreciation Club. She is also a really nice person, so friend her! Very trustworthy.

@McBurnMan , really mature. Owns a great club, Hogwarts Highschool, and even though he is serious about his club and work, he has a great sense of humor too!

@annaleisajessa , Kind, calm, collected. It's nice talking to her. Always starts off with a friendly welcome.

@bash79f , he's a nice person! @McBurnMan and I like teasing him about things, but he's a good person.

@JoeMadl , very cool and mature person. He cares a lot about other people and tries to help out whenever he can!

@Kimichan_1443, nice friend + has a lot of alts.

@Uni-que_SkyBlue, she is sweet , and has a good Narwhal Club! Join it! She also sends me Good Evening + Morning messages sometimes.

@sdeb04 10 year old that is 2200 should be gm lol!

@Rainimator_chess likes morse code lol

Random Pieces of Advice

Erm...Not Excuses!

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed.

Why To Never Lose Your Pen

1. lose ur pen=no pen

2.no pen=no notes

3.no notes=no study

4.no study=Fail

5.Fail=no diploma

6.no diploma=no work

7.no work=no money

8.no money = no food

9.no food=you get skinny

10.skinny=ugly

11.ugly=no marriage

12.no marriage=no children

13.no children=alone

14.Alone = depression

15.Depression=sickness

16.sickness=death

17. LIFE LESSON: DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN, KIDS!

Random Quotes

"You will when you decide to be. That's just how it works." - @McBurnMan

 "Never give up! It's amazing how anyone can blunder  - @McBurnMan 

"It's called 'reverse psychology'" - @McBurnMan 

  "[Mikhail Tal] He had CRAZY eyes guys" - @McBurnMan  

 "And what happened to general politeness?" - @McBurnMan

"Pawns are great" - @McBurnMan 

"You make me spill my coffeee" - @McBurnMan

"It's your choice....TO BE UNORIGINAL." - @McBurnMan

"OMG! I'm a meme machine." - @McBurnMan

"Only the wind necklace can save me now!" - @McBurnMan

"LOL NOOOOOOO!" - @McBurnMan

"I'm just a fat cat!" - @McBurnMan

"You people are so uncultured." - @McBurnMan

"What's the front page on the Mexican?" - @McBurnMan

"Wouldn't you like to know" - @McBurnMan

"Greencard!" - @McBurnMan

MEMBER OF THE DRAGON ARMY  GUILD IN HIDDEN RETREAT